FuckItJS: The Original Javascript Error Steamroller

FuckItJS employs cutting-edge techniques to ensure your JavaScript code runs smoothly, regardless of what your compiler thinks. With its unique method known as Eval-Rinse-Reload-And-Repeat, this hilarious yet functional plugin continually compiles your code, pinpointing errors and eliminating problematic lines from your script. After each compilation cycle, FuckItJS reloads itself to allow the onerror handler to capture every conceivable error in your imperfectly crafted code.

Key Features

• Unyielding Error Handling: Tired of your messy code failing to execute? Let FuckItJS strip away the problematic parts, allowing the rest to run.
• Promise-based Execution: The function FuckIt(path_to_your_shitty_script_file) keeps evaluating your code diligently, returning a promise that resolves when your code finally runs.

Here's how to use it:

FuckIt('path/to/your/script.js').then(function() {  
    console.log('Your code is finally running!');  
});  

• Conflict Management: If you're juggling multiple instances of FuckIt, you can utilize FuckIt.noConflict() to prevent collisions. Although, with frequent self-reloading, expect some chaos.
• The Ultimate Override: For those who thrive on chaos, FuckIt.moreConflict() is designed to obliterate every global property on the window object.

Browser Compatibility

You might be questioning whether this will work in your chosen browser. Honestly? It’s a grand guessing game!

FAQs

1. Is this a good idea?
   Absolutely not. This might be the most ill-conceived JavaScript plugin in existence.
2. Isn’t “eval” evil?
   Refer back to question one.
3. How can I donate?
   I'm glad you asked! Donations are accepted via GitTip.

Support

For tech assistance, contact @mattdiamond on Twitter or reach out via email at mdiamond@jhu.edu.
For all other inquiries, take a deep breath; everything will be okay.